| About TwoShue |
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| Rarity: Yellow Uncommon |
| Cost: 2Y 2B |
| Health/Power: 500/300 |
| Effect: When this card is cast: Destroy the oldest card in your opponent's hand. They summon a 500/500 Puppy Guarder. |
| Bio: What a puppy guard. |
| Rabbit Attack Bio: Pyong! This card is an alt-art of TwoShue. |
| About Puppy Guarder |
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| Rarity: Yellow Token |
| Cost: 2Y 2B |
| Health/Power: 500/500 |
| Effect: For 300 seconds: Do absolutely nothing except hold onto that single guy you tagged like he's the father that abandoned you. |
| Bio: Stay so close to your kill that they can't unfreeze them! Play lame, win game! |
| Rogue Burglar Bio: Yoink! |
| Note: This card's effect text is purely for comedy and doesn't do anything. |